Get ready for Thanksgiving 2023 with a twist! Before we dive into turkey and tales, let’s take a whimsical real estate journey with our poem, “Over the River and Through the Woods.” It’s a fun, light-hearted romp through the world of property hunting, perfect for this festive season. Buckle up for a delightful read that combines the spirit of Thanksgiving with the thrill of finding the perfect home! 🏡🍂🦃

Over the river and through the woods,
To our new listing, we zoom.
Past the old mill and neighborhood,
It’s got four beds and a room with a view!

Through the traffic, we weave and bob,
GPS says we’re almost there.
“Is this the right job?” I sob,
As we pass a bear without a care.

The house stands proud, a sight to see,
Its lawn as green as cash.
“Needs a trim,” I laugh with glee,
And the porch? A Thanksgiving bash!

Over the river and through the woods,
To the open house, we invite.
“Check out these floors, they’re real wood!”
And the kitchen? A cook’s delight!

We tour around, and I jest,
“Here’s where you’ll feast and toast.
And the backyard’s big enough for a quest,
Or at least to brag and boast!”

Over the river and through the woods,
To the master suite, we stride.
“Imagine waking up to these goods,”
I say with a grin, wide-eyed.

“Here’s the bathroom, it’s quite grand,
Enough space for a band to play.
And if you look out, you’ll see the land,
Where deer and turkeys stray.”

Over the river and through the woods,
We’ve seen it all, hip-hip-hooray!
“Make an offer, you really should,”
I chuckle, ending our Thanksgiving Day display.